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But you can’t hide.

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kombuchaclock:

SHARK FACTS

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nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

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icarly-official:

when your friend lets you copy their homework

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aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

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u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

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