I Spend My Money On The Regular Miracles

殺してください

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egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

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edwardspoonhands:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Shhhhh…

…boner wave…

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johnisdead:

let me be perfectly queer

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